Possum Tales by Joy http://possumtales.com Funny Quotes Picked up Here and There Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:04:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Pos Looking for Trash (Food) http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/09/03/pos-looking-for-trash-food/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/09/03/pos-looking-for-trash-food/#comments Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:03:29 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=983 Pos Looking for Trash (Food) is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

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]]> http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/09/03/possum-attack/feed/ 0 Eeeeeek! A Possum! http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/09/03/eeeeeek-a-possum/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/09/03/eeeeeek-a-possum/#comments Fri, 03 Sep 2010 19:55:55 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=971 Eeeeeek! A Possum! is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

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]]> http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/09/03/eeeeeek-a-possum/feed/ 0 Slow Internet http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/09/02/slow-internet/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/09/02/slow-internet/#comments Fri, 03 Sep 2010 03:04:30 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=967 Slow Internet is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> “Jen had it and she was so pissed off cuz it was slower than cat shit.” -Grandma Marcellus

Talking about dial-up internet.

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]]> “It looks all beach themed then you get to that dog rug. What is that?” -Me

Looking through a home decorating book.

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]]> “Oh yeah your birthday is on the 12th. What do you want for your birthday? A picture of me? -Jessica

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]]> “I wonder what little Asian babies think when they grow up and realize they look nothing like their family. They wonder why they have slanted eyes and their hair’s all black when their adopted family is full of blondes.” -Jessica

Talking about adoption.

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]]> http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/09/01/adopted-asian-babies/feed/ 0 Possum Tail http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/09/01/possum-tail/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/09/01/possum-tail/#comments Wed, 01 Sep 2010 23:37:38 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=954 Possum Tail is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> “I wish I had a tail like that. Just have a branch in your room and hang from your tail and watch tv.” -Jessica

Talking about a picture she took of a taxidermic possum.

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]]> http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/09/01/possum-tail/feed/ 0 Already Ate a Banana http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/08/29/already-ate-a-banana/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/08/29/already-ate-a-banana/#comments Sun, 29 Aug 2010 13:54:01 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=952 Already Ate a Banana is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> “You already ate, didn’t ya?” -Brandon

“A banana.” -Me

“So you’re full?” -Brandon

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]]> http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/08/29/already-ate-a-banana/feed/ 0 Pops Like a Bitch http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/08/25/pops-like-a-bitch/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2010/08/25/pops-like-a-bitch/#comments Thu, 26 Aug 2010 03:09:34 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=950 Pops Like a Bitch is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> “You know it pops like a bitch.” -Grandma Marcellus

Talking about cooking sauerkraut.

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