Possum Tales by Joy http://possumtales.com Funny Quotes Picked up Here and There Thu, 17 May 2012 16:18:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Looking for Tequila? http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/05/17/looking-for-tequila/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/05/17/looking-for-tequila/#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 16:14:24 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=1276 Looking for Tequila? is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> (Brandon pats bed)

“Looking for Tequila?” -Me

“No. Looking for cans. Probably the same thing.” -Brandon

Brandon sleep talking.

Looking for Tequila? is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/05/17/looking-for-tequila/feed/ 0 Tappybears http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/05/17/tappybears/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/05/17/tappybears/#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 16:09:16 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=1274 Tappybears is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> “What are those biggest rodents in the world called? Tappybears?” -Brandon

Tappybears is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/05/17/tappybears/feed/ 0 Boatman’s Dyslexia http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/04/08/boatmans-dyslexia/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/04/08/boatmans-dyslexia/#comments Mon, 09 Apr 2012 02:26:09 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=1270 Boatman’s Dyslexia is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> “My dyslexia is kicking in.” -Boatman

“Probably cuz his eyes are so far apart.” -Brandon

Boatman’s Dyslexia is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/04/08/boatmans-dyslexia/feed/ 0 Diseases! http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/02/26/diseases/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/02/26/diseases/#comments Sun, 26 Feb 2012 07:11:00 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=1266 Diseases! is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> “I wonder how many diseases I just got.” -Jessica

Walking through a cluster of gross people at Tiki.

Diseases! is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/02/26/diseases/feed/ 0 Wife http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/02/24/wife/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/02/24/wife/#comments Sat, 25 Feb 2012 04:13:29 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=1261 Wife is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]>
(Coming up to me out of nowhere) “I just wanted to congratulate you on everything you do. I love having
you as a wife.” -Brandon
“I love you too.” -Me
“I didn’t say I love you. I said I loved having you as a wife.” -Brandon

Wife is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/02/24/wife/feed/ 0 I Love You, Too http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/02/14/i-love-you-too/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/02/14/i-love-you-too/#comments Wed, 15 Feb 2012 02:27:58 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=1254 I Love You, Too is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> “Pos, get up here.” -Me

“I love you, too.” -Brandon

“I didn’t say that!.” -Me

“But I still love you.” -Brandon

All of this said between the upstairs and downstairs of the house, in a whisper.

I Love You, Too is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> http://possumtales.com/archives/2012/02/14/i-love-you-too/feed/ 0 Fuzz Garden http://possumtales.com/archives/2011/12/05/fuzz-garden-2/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2011/12/05/fuzz-garden-2/#comments Mon, 05 Dec 2011 16:23:42 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=1249 Fuzz Garden is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> “What? Is it fuzz garden?” -Brandon

Seeing my reaction to his fuzz-filled toes while taking his socks off.

Fuzz Garden is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> http://possumtales.com/archives/2011/12/05/fuzz-garden-2/feed/ 0 Cat Scan http://possumtales.com/archives/2011/11/02/cat-scan/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2011/11/02/cat-scan/#comments Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:12:16 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=1236 Cat Scan is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> “I kinda wanna get a cat scan now.” -Brandon

Talking about his weird shaped, lumpy head.

Cat Scan is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> http://possumtales.com/archives/2011/11/02/cat-scan/feed/ 0 Wolf http://possumtales.com/archives/2011/08/22/wolf/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2011/08/22/wolf/#comments Mon, 22 Aug 2011 19:30:23 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=1232 Wolf is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> “This is a nice quality wolf.” -Aunt Linda

Pricing clothes for a garage sale and coming across a wolf shirt.

Wolf is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> http://possumtales.com/archives/2011/08/22/wolf/feed/ 0 Dream http://possumtales.com/archives/2011/06/20/dream-2/ http://possumtales.com/archives/2011/06/20/dream-2/#comments Mon, 20 Jun 2011 15:49:03 +0000 joylmartinez http://possumtales.com/?p=1228 Dream is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> “I think I had a dream about Dave Roberts last night.” -Me

“You need to go see a psychiatrist now?” -Brandon

Dream is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! New: Check out the Facebook Fan Page and Possum Tales Twitter!

]]> http://possumtales.com/archives/2011/06/20/dream-2/feed/ 0