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		<title>Santa Banks With Independent Bank</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:46:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>joylmartinez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today at the bank I waited on Santa and Mrs. Claus. They told me the kids were getting expensive and deposited $500. Then when Santa gave me his rolled coin, he told me sleigh fuel was getting costly too. I giggled and told him, &#8220;gotta feed all those reindeer!&#8221; It excited me because how often [...]<p><a href="http://possumtales.com/archives/2009/12/05/santa-at-the-bank/">Santa Banks With Independent Bank</a> is a post from: <a href="http://possumtales.com" target="_blank">Possum Tales by Joy</a>. Check out the <a href="http://possumtales.com" target="_blank">site</a> for more!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today at the bank I waited on Santa and Mrs. Claus. They told me the kids were getting expensive and deposited $500. Then when Santa gave me his rolled coin, he told me sleigh fuel was getting costly too. I giggled and told him, &#8220;gotta feed all those reindeer!&#8221; It excited me because how often do you get to do business with Santa&#8230;and in person?!</p>
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		<title>Coca Cola</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>joylmartinez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Janet Evanovich&#8217;s Ten Big Ones, a lady had held up a Frito-Lay truck. I just saw a Coca Cola truck parked up on the sidewalk and had the urge to go up to it and steal a Coke. Coca Cola is a post from: Possum Tales by Joy. Check out the site for more! [...]<p><a href="http://possumtales.com/archives/2009/09/11/coca-cola/">Coca Cola</a> is a post from: <a href="http://possumtales.com" target="_blank">Possum Tales by Joy</a>. Check out the <a href="http://possumtales.com" target="_blank">site</a> for more!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Janet Evanovich&#8217;s Ten Big Ones, a lady had held up a Frito-Lay truck. I just saw a Coca Cola truck parked up on the sidewalk and had the urge to go up to it and steal a Coke.<br />
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		<title>There&#8217;s a Bird in My Lap!</title>
		<link>http://possumtales.com/archives/2009/06/10/theres-a-bird-in-my-lap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>joylmartinez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was sitting out on our balcony, enjoying my book when a bird flew right into our sliding glass door, dropped and flapped around in my lap, then fell to the ground floor, where it sat in shock. I was use to the daily bird-hitting-the-window deal, but what had happened was such a wild series [...]<p><a href="http://possumtales.com/archives/2009/06/10/theres-a-bird-in-my-lap/">There&#8217;s a Bird in My Lap!</a> is a post from: <a href="http://possumtales.com" target="_blank">Possum Tales by Joy</a>. Check out the <a href="http://possumtales.com" target="_blank">site</a> for more!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was sitting out on our balcony, enjoying my book when a bird flew right into our sliding glass door, dropped and flapped around in my lap, then fell to the ground floor, where it sat in shock. I was use to the daily bird-hitting-the-window deal, but what had happened was such a wild series of events! How many people can say a wild bird was in their lap?!</p>
<p><a href="http://possumtales.com/archives/2009/06/10/theres-a-bird-in-my-lap/">There&#8217;s a Bird in My Lap!</a> is a post from: <a href="http://possumtales.com" target="_blank">Possum Tales by Joy</a>. Check out the <a href="http://possumtales.com" target="_blank">site</a> for more!

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