Fuzz Garden

“What? Is it fuzz garden?” -Brandon
Seeing my reaction to his fuzz-filled toes while taking his socks off.
 
 

Cat Scan

“I kinda wanna get a cat scan now.” -Brandon

Talking about his weird shaped, lumpy head.

 
 

Wolf

“This is a nice quality wolf.” -Aunt Linda

Pricing clothes for a garage sale and coming across a wolf shirt.

 
 

Dream

“I think I had a dream about Dave Roberts last night.” -Me

“You need to go see a psychiatrist now?” -Brandon

 
 

Jabberwocky Dog

“Look at that dog.” -Joy
“It’s one of those jabberwockys we saw over there.” -Brandon

 
 

Boats Live in the Marina

“Have you ever been here? It’s the marina. It’s where boats live.” -Brandon

Walking with Ashlee into the Ludington marina.

 
 

Bread Sandwich

“I’m just gonna make a bread sandwich.” -Brandon

 
 

Stupid Cheeks

“We need to have stupid cheeks that get in the way of everything.” -Erik

Talking about dogs and them not having to wipe after going to the bathroom.

 
 

Worms

“When are you getting your worms taken care of?” -Brandon
“Worms?” -Me
“She has a worm appointment coming up.” -Brandon

Brandon asking our dog, Tequila, about her upcoming vet appointment.

 
 

Feral

“Your hair is crazy.” -Me
“These chips are making me feral!” -Brandon